(To the tune of the Beastie Boys’ “Intergalactic”)
Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension
Well, now, lemme tell you bout a crazy house
I’d suggest you don’t wear a nice blouse
Viscous vomit all over the place
Projectile blood all up in your face
Dude turns into bananas after selling melons
Gotta be the work of some undead felons
Tickling the ivories with a bunch of bones,
Walls shivering with Japanese moans.
Oil on canvas in the shape of a cat,
Lampshades that kill at the drop of a hat.
Asian girls so nubile and sweet,
Hair like ivory..err…ebony wheat.
Gorgeous so pretty and Prof so smart,
Melody is dim but has a big heart.
Fantasy, Kung-Fu, and don’t forget Sweet,
But soon they’ll be nothing but mystery meat.
Because that bitch of a ghost is gonna get her some,
But, oh, baby boy, don’t look so glum.
You didn’t really understand anyway,
So lets celebrate, but, no-homo, that’s gay.
by Andrea O’Meara
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0HVJ5tkIM
This is sheer brilliance Andrea.